CM Punk took aim at John Cena during WWE Smackdown, adopting a retro Cena vibe to deliver a rap that mocked Cena's past while hinting at their upcoming match for the Undisputed WWE Championship at Night of Champions.
Punk interrupted Cena in the main event, sporting a jersey and chain, coming down to the ring to deliver a verse addressing Cena's prior comments about Punk's iconic āpipebombā promo. Punk's rap highlighted Cena's shortcomings and called out his tendency to remain stagnant in the ring.
The full text of Punkās rap is below (h/t to Fightful for the transcription):āDonāt adjust your television set, your eyes are working just right. This clown plagiarized my pipebomb so now Iām stealing Word Life You had to rip me off to cut your best promo To distract from the fact that we all see you move in slow mo Remember when you used to rap, yeah, you deserve all the criticism, youāre like a Temu Macklemore, but with Mackleless rhythm He said Iām a problem, he called me a player hater Letās be honest, John Cena has buried more talent than The Undertaker Thatās why heās the champ and he went and lost all his respect Hey, John, I get it, Iād retire too if this place re-hired my ex If you never said your prayers, ate your vitamins or fixed your bald spot, you wouldnāt be a pro wrestler, youād be a Boston mall cop He gets good movie roles, that much is a fact, but when we see Batista act, we realize John aināt that Same shirt, same hat, your persona stays tragic Youāre like a fish-belly white Hulk Hogan but somehow more problematic When it comes to Best in the World, Iām your vessel Millions chant my name and at you they chant, āYou canāt wrestleā Get it in while you can, in six months heāll be gone and Iāll still be here having fun He wonāt have time for you little people anymore, heāll be busy washing underwear for James Gunn Heās a superhero now, he words for DC, but no matter how hard you try, youāll still always be The Marine to me Thatās straight to DVD, you better find a PS3, I now understand āYou canāt see meā Itās a hell of a catchphrase John, but now itās all done because we all see you and weāre looking at a washed-up bum 14 years ago today, I dropped the legendary pipebomb and you tried to make it all about you because thatās what you do, John Youāre a leech, youāre a phony, youāre a fraud, youāre an ass kiss 17-time world champion, but aināt never been in my class Before you go, John, thereās one more wish to make Tomorrow night, youāre going to lose to Kendrick because bitch, youāre my Drakeā
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